If you have a better reason, send it to us! If we use it, we'll give you credit for your wit !!
P.S. Be sure to stop by the Mars4Sale Store for Mars Mugs, Hats, T-Shirts, Sweatshirts & Totes. Great gift ideas, too!
P.P.S. If you are a Martian now, tell all your friends how they can become a Martian too!!
Questions? E-mail the Mars Immigration and Naturalization Service
Christmas Special
Order an acre or more by Thanksgiving (November 26, 2009) and receive your documentaion via FREE First-Class USPS mail...in plenty of time for Christmas!
